Welcome to the Slackers Lifestyle Portal
How
does one begin to describe this lifestyle? For me, it began way back in the
mid 80s. As I waddled my way thru high school and collage I started to get
this feeling in the back of my mind... almost eerily feeling that something
was very different. As I watched my family and friends become successful in
sports, arts, music - pretty much anything, I got the sense that I was not
destined to become much more than what I have become today - a
Slacker.
Now being a slacker is not something of a lifestyle choice as more of a
predestined path that was laid down before me. Many people have asked me
if this was the path that I wanted and just became too lazy to change it.
My answer to them has been a resounding no.
So you want to submit something links to the world wide(wild) slacker portal?
Sure go again but just be aware of some things.
There are some Submission Rules you must follow before posting some links
or pictures or whatever you want onto this slacker site.
I encourage you to comment on the slacker lifestyle, with some rules. Yeah
rules suck but they are kind a necessary I guess. First of all, all
links are reviewed. If we feel that the post is crap and just not worth posting
, then we will delete it pronto! Free Speech!!! Yeah baby- it's my
site.!
Tag(s) / Article: Britney Crotch
Posted on 12/20/2007 9:27:06 AM
Gotta love this: 
Tag(s) / Article: Britneys Crotch # 2
Posted on 12/20/2007 9:32:07 AM
MmmmmMmmm Good!
Tag(s) / Article: Tara Reid Boob Shot! Love what i see fo sho
Posted on 12/20/2007 10:18:38 AM
Tara Reid Boob Slip
Tara Reid has a botched plastic surgery job, but she is still way hot!
I would still do her for sho!
Tag(s) / Article: Cranberry Upside-Down Cake
Posted on 12/20/2007 10:37:11 AM
Cranberry Upside-Down Cake
Serves 8. Cal. 379, Protein 5g, Carb. 40g, Fat 58g, Fiber 1g
| Topping | Cake | |
| 1Cup orange Juice | 1/4 Cup butter | 2 lg Egs |
| 1 1/4 Cup Dried Cranberries | 1/4 Cup applesauce | 1 egg white |
| 1/3 C butter | 1/3 Cup white sugar | 1 1/3 Cup flower |
| 1/2 C honey | 1/4 Cup brown sugar | 1 1/2 tsp baking powder |
| | 1 tsp vanilla | 1/2 tsp salt & 1/3 Cup skim milk |
For Topping, bring ornage juice to a boil. Turn off heat and add cranberries. Soak for 30 minutes; discard juice. Heat butter in a skillt till bubbly. Add honey and cranberries and cook over moderate heat 5 minutes. Pour into 9" square or round pan. For Cake, preheat oven to 350 degrees. Cream butter and sugar. Add vanilla, eggs, and egg white until combined. Add dry ingredients and milk alternatelyu untill completely combined.
Pour over cranberries in pan and bak 40-45 minutes. Cool 15 minutes then invert on platter and allow to split out of pan.
Tag(s) / Article: CES 2007
Posted on 12/20/2007 12:42:51 PM
CES 2007
The biggest electronics trade show in the world!
Tag(s) / Article: Female Drivers
Posted on 1/31/2008 3:44:58 PM
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.
That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.
That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Give her the finger? I don't think so.
